The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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