We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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