she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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