so explain again why im purple
no
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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