Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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