i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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