sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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