Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
