dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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