I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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