Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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