Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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