We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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