if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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