Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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