best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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