Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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