wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
No subtext here. People are naked.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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