sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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