no you cant smoke seaweed
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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