Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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