So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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