I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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