i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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