Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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