Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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