Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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