so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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