dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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