So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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