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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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