i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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