For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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