shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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