so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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