As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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