its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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