after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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