My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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