I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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