And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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