Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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