If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Pants 0. Shit 1.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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