MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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