How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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