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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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