I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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