Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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