The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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