i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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