Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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