please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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